My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.
Definitely not as bad as I was expecting.
You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
Doesn’t ask a lot of tough questions, but enjoyable nonetheless.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
Don’t come here looking for Bella Swan and Jane the Volturi.
I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!
In the immortal paraphrased words of M.C. Hammer, “Stop, Cairo Time!”
I’ve definitely seen far worse movies this year, so I’m not understanding the multitude of “EPIC FAIL!” reactions about this.
Average movie is average.
No one ever expects magical realism! At least I never do.
[Insert Devo joke here.]
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