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My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.

Iron Man

Not getting the hype on this one.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.
  1. Robert Downey Jr. was indeed totally hot in this, but I kind of wished he’d gotten to be more snarky than he was. Stark rhymes with snark after all. All the quippy lines were in the trailer.
  2. I don’t like Gwenyth Paltrow with red hair.
  3. To be honest, I thought this movie really dragged for 75% of the screen time. I don’t want to call it boring, but it was borderline in a lot of places.
  4. If I was taken prisoner and held in a cave in the Afghan desert for innumerable months and then some American weapons manufacturer was thrown into my cave and showed me that his secret plan for escape was a GIANT IRON SUIT, I would have laughed at him until the prison guards came to see what the eff was going on.
  5. Why does everyone’s voice change when they put on costumes? Is this a comic book rule?
  6. I am perplexed as to why sometimes Tony cut holes in the centre of his shirts so that his Life Saving Protruding Heart Device™ could stick out and sometimes he just let it shine through the fabric.
  7. My problem with Terrence Howard is that I really dislike his voice and I can’t think of him as a man with authority with a voice like that.
  8. I felt pretty proud of myself for picking Stan Lee out of the crowd, especially since I do not read comic books or have any actual reason for being able to pick him out of a crowd.
  9. Second best thing in the movie: the closing credits. Loved the animation and loved the Black Sabbath.
  10. Best thing in the movie: SAMUEL L. JACKSON IN AN EYE PATCH AFTER THE CREDITS. HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS AWESOME. Totally made the rest of the movie worthwhile.
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