My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.
I love the smell of four decades’ worth of guilt in the morning.
Learned ladies leave lasting legacies!
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
I’m inviting Jude Law to my next costume party.
Paul Greengrass apparently attended Michael Bay’s “How To Blow Shit Up” summer camp last year.
I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography.
Certainly better than Guy Ritchie’s last outing, but that’s not saying much.
Not as inspiring as Clint Eastwood wants us to think it is.
I still kind of really love George Clooney, though.
Might have worked better as a silent movie.
I’ve definitely seen far worse movies this year, so I’m not understanding the multitude of “EPIC FAIL!” reactions about this.
How do you say “You might be a redneck if…” in Flemish?
Ultimately, I think “Glorious 39″ would be better as a band name.
Will be appropriate for high school biology classrooms when it finds a place on DVD.
Damn hippies.
By far my least favourite Tarantino film.
I suppose they did warn me with the title, but god do I hate time travel.
Unless Gary Oldman suddenly gets cast in one, I’m steering clear of rom-coms for a while.
Will probably become a DVD favourite, but I’m not feeling it at the moment.
I bet being married to Kate Winslet makes Sam Mendes feel impervious to criticism.
Doesn’t reach the impossibly high bar set by Helvetica, but still watchable.
Plays out like stop-and-go traffic.
I need movies where I can care about the main characters and this is not one of those movies.
Meh.
Putting the LOL in LOLOCAUST.
Significantly less than the sum of its parts.
The weird things about the people in this movie don’t have anything to do with D&D.
Remember: this is the man who beat out Martin Scorsese for the Best Director Oscar in 1991.
I feel like most people signed on without realising this was a musical.
I’m basically indifferent to this.
Needs more Rick Jones.
I’m about 90% sure there were no straight males at our screening.
Not getting the hype on this one.
Not exactly a high point in Uncle Steve’s career.
In the great battle between Mick and the boys vs. Marty, the final score is Stones 1, Marty 0.
Good costumes.
I have no summary for this.
Teen Dance Flick #23948054.
The January drought of films leaves me seeing stuff like this.
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