My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.
I have nothing witty to say except don’t bother. Which is not witty.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop.
Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
If you’ve seen any musicals in the last decade, you’ve seen this movie already.
A good opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep.
I just love an unfunny comedy.
Short on laughs, and even shorter on purpose.
As usual, dinosaurs > than everything else.
If I had one week to live, I wouldn’t waste an hour-and-a-half watching this film.
Sin City this ain’t.
I’m not a terribly huge fan of sinewy junkie bodies.
I don’t know what compels people to make films like this.
What doesn’t kill you will only make this movie seem even more tedious than it already is.
Fail.
Historical fiction that’s short on the history, long on the fiction.
I should really stop seeing things like this in theatres and just wait for it on DVD.
File this under “I inexplicably love Hayden Christensen”.
Horribly stupid.
You won’t glean much more by actually reading the review.
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