My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!
Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I’m not fussy.
If I’m going to see a movie this religious, it’s a good thing I did it a few days before Easter.
I probably won’t hate this so much when I find it on DVD for $3 and laugh my ass of watching it again.
The things I do for Gary Oldman, I tell you.
Spectacular failure in epic proportions.
Max Payne-ful. Yeah, that’s right, I said it.
Note to self: do not go see a movie just because James Franco appears for approximately ten seconds.
The only righteous kill here would have been if someone had mercifully killed me while watching this.
I don’t think I’ve ever said “fuck” out loud this many times during a PG-rated movie.
The unnecessary sequel no one asked for is unsurprisingly terrible.
I do not get the appeal of Jessica Alba.
I swore I wouldn’t see this.
Unintentionally and exceptionally hilarious.
Lord of the Flies in space.
Bad.
This movie makes a good argument for the Romans having invented cheese.
So not into this.
For a movie about style over substance and flash over realism, this movie was noticeably lacking in the style and flash department.
Yet another reason models shouldn’t act. Gaspard Ulliel, I’m looking at you.
Fail, Brian De Palma, FAIL.
APPALLING.
Not all cult TV shows need to be made into movies, you know.
Hollywood must absolutely loathe teenage girls.
Pretty dumb, but in a fun way.
Dreadful, with a D.
OMG WHY.
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