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My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.

1 Star

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    Aug 16, 20107

    In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.

  2. The A-Team

    Jun 19, 20103

    Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.

  3. Sex and the City 2

    May 30, 20102

    Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.

  4. The Book of Eli

    Jan 18, 20102

    The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!

  5. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    Nov 22, 200925

    The only vampire pun I can think of is “This sucks” which is both succinct and true. Win-win!

  6. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    May 5, 20092

    Another spectacular failure involving Hugh Jackman. He needs to get his act together or else take off his shirt more. I’m not fussy.

  7. Knowing

    Apr 10, 20091

    If I’m going to see a movie this religious, it’s a good thing I did it a few days before Easter.

  8. Taken

    Feb 13, 20091

    I probably won’t hate this so much when I find it on DVD for $3 and laugh my ass of watching it again.

  9. The Unborn

    Jan 15, 20090

    The things I do for Gary Oldman, I tell you.

  10. Australia

    Nov 23, 20080

    Spectacular failure in epic proportions.

  11. Max Payne

    Oct 27, 20080

    Max Payne-ful. Yeah, that’s right, I said it.

  12. Nights In Rodanthe

    Sep 26, 20080

    Note to self: do not go see a movie just because James Franco appears for approximately ten seconds.

  13. Righteous Kill

    Sep 21, 20080

    The only righteous kill here would have been if someone had mercifully killed me while watching this.

  14. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    Aug 13, 20080

    I don’t think I’ve ever said “fuck” out loud this many times during a PG-rated movie.

  15. Rambo

    Jan 30, 20080

    The unnecessary sequel no one asked for is unsurprisingly terrible.

  16. Awake

    Dec 1, 20070

    I do not get the appeal of Jessica Alba.

  17. Beowulf

    Nov 17, 20070

    I swore I wouldn’t see this.

  18. Lions for Lambs

    Nov 10, 20071

    Unintentionally and exceptionally hilarious.

  19. Sunshine

    Sep 26, 20070

    Lord of the Flies in space.

  20. Mr Bean’s Holiday

    Aug 26, 20070

    Bad.

  21. The Last Legion

    Aug 19, 20070

    This movie makes a good argument for the Romans having invented cheese.

  22. The Host

    Apr 20, 20070

    So not into this.

  23. Factory Girl

    Feb 18, 20070

    For a movie about style over substance and flash over realism, this movie was noticeably lacking in the style and flash department.

  24. Hannibal Rising

    Feb 9, 20070

    Yet another reason models shouldn’t act. Gaspard Ulliel, I’m looking at you.

  25. The Black Dahlia

    Sep 17, 20060

    Fail, Brian De Palma, FAIL.

  26. Material Girls

    Aug 17, 20060

    APPALLING.

  27. Miami Vice

    Aug 5, 20060

    Not all cult TV shows need to be made into movies, you know.

  28. John Tucker Must Die

    Aug 3, 20060

    Hollywood must absolutely loathe teenage girls.

  29. X-Men: The Last Stand

    Jun 1, 20060

    Pretty dumb, but in a fun way.

  30. American Dreamz

    Apr 22, 20060

    Dreadful, with a D.

  31. Beowful and Grendel

    Mar 18, 20060

    OMG WHY.