My name is Elizabeth and I'm probably at the movies right this very minute.
Definitely not as bad as I was expecting.
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
I want Mark Wahlberg to do more comedy.
I love the smell of four decades’ worth of guilt in the morning.
As Principal Scudworth says, it’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Holy crap I love Cold War political intrigue!
Lacks the original’s dated sense of cheesy action, and that’s not a good thing.
I want to like this way more than I actually do.
You could do a lot worse at the theatre right now. That “worse” is called “The A-Team.”
You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.
Hey there, surprisingly enjoyable summer movie in a sea of blockbuster season crap!
I have nothing witty to say except don’t bother. Which is not witty.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
All in all, there are definitely worse movies playing right now.
Why, oh why, is everything filled with rape?
Learned ladies leave lasting legacies!
Super intense and I hope to never watch it again.
“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
Fellow comrades, get yourself to your closest limited-release theatre as soon as possible.
Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.
Sorry, I can’t not love this subject matter.
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
I don’t know whether to love or hate humanity after this.
You should find a way to see this if you love cold war history.
Doesn’t ask a lot of tough questions, but enjoyable nonetheless.
This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?
Delightful and wonderful!
I’d see more movies featuring Fey and Carell as a comedy duo.
I think I would have been better off watching “Jason and the Argonauts”.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
Wonderbland, more like.
I’m inviting Jude Law to my next costume party.
Paul Greengrass apparently attended Michael Bay’s “How To Blow Shit Up” summer camp last year.
Don’t come here looking for Bella Swan and Jane the Volturi.
A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop.
Animated shorts > live action shorts.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.
Cross this one off my list, finally.
I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography.
Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?
Mostly worth it for the performances, as the various award nominations would suggest.
Too inoffensive to dislike and too predictable to love.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
Best summed up by Desmond and Molly Jones: ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on.
As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter.
Patchy and problematic.
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
Learned ladies leave lasting legacies!
Wonderbland, more like.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
I think I would have been better off watching “Jason and the Argonauts”.
Too inoffensive to dislike and too predictable to love.
I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography.
I have nothing witty to say except don’t bother. Which is not witty.
I’d see more movies featuring Fey and Carell as a comedy duo.
You could do a lot worse at the theatre right now. That “worse” is called “The A-Team.”
You should find a way to see this if you love cold war history.
Doesn’t ask a lot of tough questions, but enjoyable nonetheless.
Definitely not as bad as I was expecting.
Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?
I love the smell of four decades’ worth of guilt in the morning.
Paul Greengrass apparently attended Michael Bay’s “How To Blow Shit Up” summer camp last year.
Super intense and I hope to never watch it again.
Delightful and wonderful!
As Principal Scudworth says, it’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
I want to like this way more than I actually do.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?
Hey there, surprisingly enjoyable summer movie in a sea of blockbuster season crap!
I don’t know whether to love or hate humanity after this.
Animated shorts > live action shorts.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
Lacks the original’s dated sense of cheesy action, and that’s not a good thing.
A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop.
I’m inviting Jude Law to my next costume party.
Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.
Holy crap I love Cold War political intrigue!
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.
“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
Why, oh why, is everything filled with rape?
Cross this one off my list, finally.
Patchy and problematic.
You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.
Mostly worth it for the performances, as the various award nominations would suggest.
Best summed up by Desmond and Molly Jones: ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on.
I want Mark Wahlberg to do more comedy.
Don’t come here looking for Bella Swan and Jane the Volturi.
Fellow comrades, get yourself to your closest limited-release theatre as soon as possible.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter.
All in all, there are definitely worse movies playing right now.
Sorry, I can’t not love this subject matter.
As Principal Scudworth says, it’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Holy crap I love Cold War political intrigue!
Lacks the original’s dated sense of cheesy action, and that’s not a good thing.
I want to like this way more than I actually do.
You could do a lot worse at the theatre right now. That “worse” is called “The A-Team.”
You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.
Hey there, surprisingly enjoyable summer movie in a sea of blockbuster season crap!
I have nothing witty to say except don’t bother. Which is not witty.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
All in all, there are definitely worse movies playing right now.
Why, oh why, is everything filled with rape?
Learned ladies leave lasting legacies!
Super intense and I hope to never watch it again.
“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
Fellow comrades, get yourself to your closest limited-release theatre as soon as possible.
Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.
Sorry, I can’t not love this subject matter.
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
I don’t know whether to love or hate humanity after this.
You should find a way to see this if you love cold war history.
Doesn’t ask a lot of tough questions, but enjoyable nonetheless.
This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?
Delightful and wonderful!
I’d see more movies featuring Fey and Carell as a comedy duo.
I think I would have been better off watching “Jason and the Argonauts”.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
Wonderbland, more like.
I’m inviting Jude Law to my next costume party.
Paul Greengrass apparently attended Michael Bay’s “How To Blow Shit Up” summer camp last year.
Don’t come here looking for Bella Swan and Jane the Volturi.
A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop.
Animated shorts > live action shorts.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.
Cross this one off my list, finally.
I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography.
Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?
Mostly worth it for the performances, as the various award nominations would suggest.
Too inoffensive to dislike and too predictable to love.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
Best summed up by Desmond and Molly Jones: ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on.
As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter.
Patchy and problematic.
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
Fellow comrades, get yourself to your closest limited-release theatre as soon as possible.
I don’t know whether to love or hate humanity after this.
You should find a way to see this if you love cold war history.
Delightful and wonderful!
Animated shorts > live action shorts.
Cross this one off my list, finally.
Why, oh why, is everything filled with rape?
Sorry, I can’t not love this subject matter.
I’d see more movies featuring Fey and Carell as a comedy duo.
Don’t come here looking for Bella Swan and Jane the Volturi.
Best summed up by Desmond and Molly Jones: ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on.
Definitely not as bad as I was expecting.
I want Mark Wahlberg to do more comedy.
Holy crap I love Cold War political intrigue!
I want to like this way more than I actually do.
You could do a lot worse at the theatre right now. That “worse” is called “The A-Team.”
You’ll be shocked to know that this movie was merely all right.
Hey there, surprisingly enjoyable summer movie in a sea of blockbuster season crap!
All in all, there are definitely worse movies playing right now.
Super intense and I hope to never watch it again.
Doesn’t ask a lot of tough questions, but enjoyable nonetheless.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
I’ll probably enjoy this more on repeat viewings because a) Leo, b) Marty, and c) Leo.
Mostly worth it for the performances, as the various award nominations would suggest.
Too inoffensive to dislike and too predictable to love.
I love the smell of four decades’ worth of guilt in the morning.
Learned ladies leave lasting legacies!
I’m surprisingly underwhelmed by this.
I’m inviting Jude Law to my next costume party.
Paul Greengrass apparently attended Michael Bay’s “How To Blow Shit Up” summer camp last year.
I can’t think of any context in which I don’t like time-lapsed photography.
As Principal Scudworth says, it’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Lacks the original’s dated sense of cheesy action, and that’s not a good thing.
A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
“What To Expect When You’re Expecting” probably does not have a chapter on this.
Swordfighting, yay; the rest of it, meh.
This is the horrifically violent movie everyone is raving about?
I think I would have been better off watching “Jason and the Argonauts”.
Wonderbland, more like.
As far as cautionary German tales for kids go, I’m sticking with Struwwelpeter.
Patchy and problematic.
I have nothing witty to say except don’t bother. Which is not witty.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive.
Only worth it if you’re interested in seeing Amanda Seyfried’s side boob a lot. Edgy!
A.K.A. How To Ruin A Movie In One Fell Swoop.
Mel, is this supposed to tide us over until your viking movie comes out?
A great example why anything that sounds like a Facebook update is not good material for a movie.
In a Venn diagram where the intersection is “Scott Pilgrim is awesome”, this film and I are separate, non-overlapping circles.
Lacking the “fun” in the “silly and brainless fun” category.
Anakin Skywalker was right about sand: it’s coarse and rough and irritating, not unlike this movie.
The unintentional comedy hit of the new year!
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